First, I have to smash through this iceberg and free some whales. Do you want peach or strawberry? Larry: Um, not now, Bob. There may not be enough time to go around it! But surely, even Captain Larry is not brave enough to smash through the iceberg! NO ONE HAS EVER DONE SUCH A THING! Yes, this is no time for cowards! Captain Larry will smash the iceberg, and free the whales! Ah, Commander Boblov has come to congratulate Captain Larry for his bravery. But, there is problem! A large iceberg stands between Captain Larry and whales. Captain Larry Romanoff, the famous Russian icebreaker pilot. There's nothing I'd rather be than First-mate Larry. And wasn't there a movie star and that other girl? Larry (voice-over): Yeah, but they cancelled. Bob (voice-over): There was the Professor. Bob (voice-over): And weren't there five passengers booked that day, on our three-hour tour? Larry (voice-over): Ah, yes. Larry (voice-over): And Bob, he was brave and sure. Bob (voice-over): Now Larry, he was a mighty sailin' man. It started from that tropic port, aboard our tiny ship. Bob (voice-over): I remember that day, that fateful trip. Seven? Rosie: 490! All: Ooh! Dad Asparagus: Now, that's one smart grape. But now they're making fun of my name and they laughed when the hoe almost smacked my face CLEEEEAAAAN off, and then the truck picked me up and threw me in the sand! And you're telling me, I'm supposed to forgive them AGAIN!?!īob: Well, does anybody know what 70 × 7 is? Ma Grape: Nine? Pa: Let's see, I remember from college, it was, uh. Junior: Sure, I forgave them for calling me "Bean Boy" and saying I had cheese on my head. Junior: I'm supposed to forgive them again? After what they just did to me?! Larry: Well, uh. Junior Asparagus: What?! Larry (voice-over): I said, "once again, Junior forgave them." Junior: Are you serious?!? Larry: Well, I think so. Larry the Cucumber: Yep, the grapes were really sorry this time, so once again, Junior forgave them. Tom: Yeah, and don't you forget it!īob the Tomato: Boy, I sure am glad they got that straightened out. Rosie: Yeah, so? Pa: So that would make him a casserole-head, pimento-loaf, iguana man! Rosie: Oh, yeah, sorry about that, cabbage-nosed Elvis puppy. Rosie: Huh? What for? Pa: Well, you know he just turned 18 years old. God Wants Me to Forgive Them!?! Tom Grape: Hey! What'd you do that for? Rosie Grape: I didn't do it! You did, ya big possum head! Tom: I did not, you taco salad rabbit nose! Rosie: You did too, casserole-head, pimento-loaf, iguana boy! Tom: Pa! Pa Grape: Now, Rose, apologize to your brother. ĭaniel (Larry): Oh no, what am I gonna do? It looks like I'm gonna end up as lion stew!īob the Tomato: God made you special, and He loves you very much. or maybe they'll take turns between lying and eating- Scallion #2: Yeah, you think the lions are gonna cooperate and say "Hey, I'll eat him, you lie on him"? Come on, we're the ones who are lyin', not the lions. ![]() ![]() or maybe one will lie on him while the others eat him. Lions are gonna lie on him? They're gonna EAT him! They're not gonna LIE on him! Scallion #3: Well, maybe they'll lie on him first, and then eat him. on you! Scallion #2: Mine was funny, yours was. Goodbye! Daniel (Larry): Hey, didn't get I get a phone caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll! Scallion #2: Hey, Daniel! We know you're gonna have fun down there! We're not "lion"! Scallion #3: Uh, yeah, you better be "lion" down, because those lions are gonna. Scallion #1: Daniel, because you violated Section 4219 2R9-4000 6 dot 1 dash 7, B, of the code of Babylon, forbidding prayer to anyone but King Darius- you are hereby sentenced to be consumed by the lions. Larry the Cucumber: God made all those stars out of nothing, he just went,, and there they were. What do you see? Junior Asparagus: My curtains. baby pickle? Bob: It's a cucumber.īob the Tomato: Look up at that window. Junior: There's something in my toy chest! It's a- It's a. Besides, I think this show might be a little too scary for you. Your father will be up in a minute to tuck you in. Mom Asparagus: That's what you said four minutes ago. Mom Asparagus: Junior! It's time for bed! Junior Asparagus: Just four more minutes. ![]() Scientist: Well then, stand back and behold as I throw this switch! It's alive! Alive! Stand! Assistant: Oh my goodness! Look how big it is! Scientist: Speak! Frankencelery: Scientist: Walk to me! No! This way! Assistant: Oh, look at it going! Scientist: Frankencelery, where are you going? Come back here! No, don't go near the door! Frankencelery, come back! Stay away from those villagers! Where's God When I'm S-Scared? Assistant: It can't be done. ![]() 30 Pistachio – The Little Boy That Woodn't.29 Tomato Sawyer and Huckleberry Larry's Big River Rescue.24 Sheerluck Holmes and the Golden Ruler.22 Minnesota Cuke and the Search for Samson's Hairbrush.8 LarryBoy! And the Fib From Outer Space.
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